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| Hip-Hop Dance Class Miami Contemporary Dance Company | Every week Wednesday, 6:00pm-7:00pm | South Beach | |
In the glory days of hip-hop, dance formed an integral part of the culture. Nobody can forget the early days of break dancing or the synchronized moves of Kid ’N Play. Hip hop music has since evolved, and rappers like Fat Joe have been instructing crowds just to “lean back.” Would be grinders... More >> |
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| Swimming Under the Stars Flamingo Park | Daily | South Beach | |
The boy playfully dunks the girl’s head under the water, holding her there until she grabs his thigh in mock distress. With her mop of curly hair drenched straight, she emerges like a mermaid. The boy’s eyes follow her entire ascent. She spits crystal-clear water at him and pauses. His olive... More >> |
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| DJ Sub Zero Mokai | Sat., November 22 | South Beach | |
Check out the shout outs that my man DJ Sub Zero gets in this video. Lil Jon, Rick Ross, 50 Cent (?)...It is always a party at Mokai. But when DJ Sub Zero gets behind the wheels of steel, we start poppin' bottles for real! Seriously though, check out the video mash-up below:
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| DJ Self Born Love Hate Lounge | Sun., November 30 | South Beach | |
Dubbed "The Most Magnificent and Most Humble DJ on the Planet," Self Born is a South Side Chicago slab-slinger who has been spinning South Beach since 2004. His coming-out? The Opium Garden birthday bash for Kid Capri. It was the kind of gig that gives a cat instant pedigree, and Self Born was... More >> |
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| DJ Self Born Bella Rose | Fri., November 28 | South Beach | |
Dubbed "The Most Magnificent and Most Humble DJ on the Planet," Self Born is a South Side Chicago slab-slinger who has been spinning South Beach since 2004. His coming-out? The Opium Garden birthday bash for Kid Capri. It was the kind of gig that gives a cat instant pedigree, and Self Born was... More >> |
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| Filth and Wisdom Miami Beach Cinematheque | Sat., November 22 | South Beach | |
In her 50 years on the planet, Madonna has established herself as performer and transformer extraordinaire. Nobody does over-the-top, envelope-pushing pop music better. But when it comes to her other creative pursuits, lets just say Madge has heard the phrase dont quit your... More >> |
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| Que Viva Mexico! Miami Beach Cinematheque | Sun., November 30 | South Beach | |
Socialist, Communist, dirty red pinko bastard 2008 has seen the resurgence of anti-Commie rhetoric. What better way to celebrate it than to embrace it? Dana Keith, director of the Miami Beach Cinematheque, is using Soviet montage filmmaking as the basis for a visual experiment in... More >> |
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| Spred the Dub Van Dyke Cafe | Sat., November 22, 9:00pm | South Beach | |
Lots of reggae riffs, guitar delay effects, and improvisational jamming, which makes good late night vodka drinking music. You know? You can just sit at the bar and drink vodka. The music starts to sound so good that you can barely hear it. Here lets practice, go get an alcoholic beverage and... More >> |
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| The 400 Club at The Fifth The Fifth | Every week Friday, 11:00pm | South Beach | |
Every blue moon brings murmurs about a new party arising from the monotony that is the South Beach club scene. But youve heard it all before, and by now it takes a roar for you to believe it. For more than a year, the urban chic crowd has been meeting at Harrisons Restaurant for an... More >> |
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| '80s and Retro Night The Townhouse Hotel | Every week Friday | South Beach | |
| If you want to feel like a virgin, venture to the Rooftop Lounge at the Townhouse Hotel on a Friday night. (Of course we are referring to the Madonna song, not your prom night, silly.) Beginning at 8:00, the DJ drops ’80s and retro hits while partygoers lounge on beds and buzz around the bar.... More >> | |||
| Adult Oriented Bingo The Standard Hotel | Every week Sunday from Sun., October 19 until Sun., January 4, 8:00pm | South Beach | |
Bingo is not just for little kids and senior citizens anymore. The Standard has turned it into a crazy booze-infested drinking game for...um...adults between the ages of 21 and 40something. Win a free night at the hotel, or a bottle of bourbon. The prizes get better each week. Whether you win... More >> |
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| The Alma Lounge Raleigh Hotel |
Thu., September 18 more dates/times |
South Beach | |
The grand entrance and Collins Avenue address might intimidate you during the day, but step into the Raleigh Hotel during the wee hours of the night and youll find a saccharine-sweet staff and the best croque-monsieur this side of the Seine. And guess what? You dont even have to... More >> |
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| Amazing Sundays Nikki Beach | Every week Sunday | South Beach | |
We are happy to spend our Sundays in our pajamas, drinking coffee, and reading the New York Times with our honey. That is until he starts nudging us with his toe while making that pouty-lip face and murmuring pancakes. Since he knows we reserve our spatula usage for bedroom spankings, we are... More >> |
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| Art or Limoncello? Happy Hours. The Tides | Every week Friday | South Beach | |
We are a culture of imbibers, and whether were celebrating a life, a death, or a pink slip, you can bet theres a bottle of hooch in the vicinity. During happy hour, you can usually also find hot wings and disgruntled workers, but two hot spots are turning that stereotype on its... More >> |
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| Propaganda 2008 ArtCenter/South Florida Gallery | Daily from Sat., November 8 until Mon., November 24 | South Beach | |
Dont confuse the new show at ArtCenter/South Florida with an autopsy of the presidential election or why the Dow Jones Industrial is undergoing death by a thousand cuts. Instead, Propaganda 2008 is a printmaking installation that satirizes mass consumption, communication, and sexuality in... More >> |
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| Be a Vidal Sassoon Hair Model Vidal Sassoon Miami Education Center | Daily | South Beach | |
| Getting your hair done at a luxe salon feels refreshing to the spirit but distressing to the pocket. Now the adventuresome can sport chic styles for a fraction of the price by standing in as hair models at the Vidal Sassoon Miami Education Center. This establishment has been called the Harvard... More >> | |||
| Betty Ford Bingo Halo Lounge | Every week Wednesday | South Beach | |
Ah bingo. Traditionally a pastime of the elderly, it was rivaled only by shuffleboard, bridge, and complaining about kids today in its demographic popularity. And then, wouldnt ya know it, the damn hipsters got a hold of it. Bingo night at The Standard has been a popular... More >> |
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| Big Drink Island The Clevelander | Every week Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday | South Beach | |
You weren’t the only one who shed a tear when the Clevelander Hotel announced it would be closing for renovations. We also get a little emotional at the thought of losing one of our best friends, even temporarily. Where would we go to laugh at drunken, beet-faced tourists? Who would supply us... More >> |
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| Bingo Night at The Standard The Standard Hotel | Every week Sunday | South Beach | |
There is an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm in which Larry David visits his dad in a nursing home and joins him for a game of bingo. Larry quickly fills his card and shouts an exuberant, nearly in-your-face “Bingoooooo!” But when his card is checked, the caller says she never called one of his... More >> |
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| The Bohemia Room: A Spoken Word Experience Yuca | Every week Wednesday | South Beach | |
Miami has an open mike event almost every evening. But hump day just got a lot more happening. Welcome to The Bohemia Room: A Spoken Word Experience, a weekly event with a difference. Hosts Ingrid B., Alexander T. Proctor, and 99 Jamz DJ Lorenzo “Ice Tea” Thomas will set the tone while members... More >> |
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| Bubbles & Blowouts Ritz-Carlton South Beach | Every week Thursday | South Beach | |
| It feels like summertime and, yes, the living is easy. But your hair becomes a frizzy mess the second you step into the maddeningly still and humid outdoors. You are thirsty and so is your hair. Refresh your spirit and pacify your locks with Bubbles & Blowouts at the amazing Ritz-Carlton Spa.... More >> | |||
| Casa DAmor Aerobar | Every week Friday | South Beach | |
The minute you enter the realm of Aerobar, youll realize you aint in Kansas anymore, sweetie. With bright neon lights cascading across a gunmetal background, the club resembles a cooler-than-thou airport terminal that could house vessels built to take you to a place where rules... More >> |
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| The Chat Noir Club Dream Nightclub | Every week Monday | South Beach | |
| Once you walk through the doors of Dream Nightclub on a Monday night, the funk of mediocre entertainment will disappear from your skin, and your soul will become awash in an aroma you might not even recognize. Fantastic characters greet you by the door, and from then on, we cant even... More >> | |||
| Classic Sundays Love Hate Lounge | Every week Sunday | South Beach | |
If its Sunday and you find yourself in the semi-tony area of South Beach that the locals know as SoFi (South of Fifth Street), dont feel compelled to have a $1,000 meal at Smith & Wollensky or drop a McDonalds managers salary on bottle service at Privé.... More >> |
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| Collins Park Walking Tour Remix at the National Hotel | First Saturday of every month | South Beach | |
| So you think you know it all when it comes to South Beach, huh? Sure, you can easily rattle off a list of the hottest clubs, choicest restaurants, and most annoyingly long stoplights, but we’re thinking you still have more to learn. In fact we happen to know that you know absolutely nothing... More >> | |||