Diversions >>

  • Best Place to Escape Reality
    The Naturist Beach at Haulover Beach Park
    Nothing says, "Get thee to a nunnery, reality!" like removing one's fig leaf in public. After all, what better escape from our escapist society than to turn to one's left and drink in the canvas of a 60-year-old man's withered equipment, marooned on his leg like some hideous snail that has lost... More >>
  • Best Fitness Class (2 Comments)
    South Florida Fitness Boot Camp
    Let's face it: You didn't follow up on your new year's resolution to lose the holiday flab. And now a reunion/swimsuit season/wedding/back-fat blast looms, um, large. What to do? Call Rafael Moret, boot camp master. For $249, which covers four weeks with an "iron-clad money-back guarantee,"... More >>
  • Best Hike
    Florida Trail between Loop Road and U.S. 41
    Less than an hour from Miami, this nearly seven-mile portion of the Florida Trail is not for the wimpy or those unwilling to get wet. Don't be stupid and wear flip-flops, either. Lace up the hiking boots: You'll be stomping among snakes and sticks in shin- to waist-high water. Coming from... More >>
  • Best Place to Jog
    Pedestrian roads throughout Hammocks Community Park
    A playlist to describe Kendall's perfect place to keep the pace: 1. "Saturday in the Park" by Chicago: Just like the public park utopia painted in this bouncy, horn-heavy song, Hammocks Community Park has a similar vibe. In the parking lot, warm up your legs by taking a brisk stroll past a... More >>
  • Best Tennis Courts
    Flamingo Park
    Serve. Located in the heart of South Beach, this court boasts colorful Art Deco apartments as the backdrop for swinging tennis rackets and soaring fuzzy balls. Love – 15. The 17 brightly lit clay courts are far enough from camera-toting tourists yet close enough to the inviting surf and... More >>
  • Best Place to Mountain-Bike
    Grove Skate Park
    Miami is flat as a pancake, a place where having a mountain bike is kind of like having snow skis. But the Grove Skate Park is proof that man can make mountains out of wood and steel. For $10 on weekdays and $13 on weekends, you can roll through 10,000 square feet of perfectly constructed... More >>
  • Best Rural Bike Ride
    Homestead "Fun Ride"
    Rural can be a fuzzy word in South Florida, but this trek — dubbed the "Snowbird 25-Mile Fun Ride" by local bicyclist Tom Burton of the Everglades Bicycle Club — gets you just far enough out there for things to be pretty, with plenty of agricultural sightseeing along the way. The... More >>
  • Best Urban Bike Ride (3 Comments)
    Along the Miami River
    The Miami River is one of the most underrated beauties the city has to offer. Sure, it's a faded, grungy beauty, but beneath Miami's sheen of glitz and glamour, the river remains a secret flowing artery. The best way to see it is by bike: Start at Bicentennial Park, or anywhere else downtown,... More >>
  • Best Driving Range
    Miami Beach Golf Club
    Spalding, get dressed. You're hitting range balls today at the Miami Beach Golf Club, and you're going to like it. For just $12, you get a plastic bucket and a code to punch into a giant stainless-steel dispenser, out of which your generous allotment of pearls comes tumbling. The mats aren't... More >>
  • Best Place to Shoot
    Club de Cazadores Cubanos
    There's really no better feeling than lifting a 12-gauge cannon toward the heavens and blowing a flying object to smithereens. Hemingway knew it. And when he lived in Cuba, he shot trap and skeet with a little club called the Club Cazadores del Cerro in Rancho Boyeros. The club came to Miami... More >>
  • Best Skateboard Showcase
    M.I.A. Skate Park
    You won't find any posers inside this 12,520-square-foot warehouse turned skateboarders' paradise. From the youngest riders to the old-school tricksters, M.I.A. Skate Park is the place to witness some of the most electrifying, gravity-defying skaters in the state, if not the entire nation. They... More >>
  • Best Picnic Spot
    Enea Garden Lounge
    There are those workdays when you just want to take your sandwich and sit peacefully, alone, in silence. Enea Garden Lounge is the perfect place to chill and relax. Designed by Swiss landscape designer Enzo Enea for Art Basel 2005, the little enclosed park is his interpretation of a rain forest.... More >>
  • Best Leisure Activity Other than Clubs or Movies
    Miami Skydiving Center
    It's the weekend, or maybe it's just Tuesday, and people are shuffling into the clubs all over Miami and dancing until they produce enough sweat to fill a small pool. To the rest of the world, that is all Miamians are willing to do — and many natives believe this myth. But if you are... More >>
  • Best Place to Kayak
    Pelican Island Park to Morningside Park
    As charming as they are, too many "nature" trips are pretentiously involved in removing you from the city and placing you in counterfeit communion with what passes for untouched land. Why bother with phony baloney when Miami has a gorgeous urban and wild landscape you can appreciate fully from... More >>
  • Best Basketball Court
    Normandy Isle Park
    Public basketball courts are a mixed bag. Some are so filthy that if you simply dribble around for 10 minutes, your hands turn black with dirt and grime. And don't fall, because that hand you put down to save yourself might land on a used condom, or needle, or maybe some broken glass. That's why... More >>
  • Best Little-Known Sport
    Slough-slogging
    Let's face it — the Everglades isn't exactly the Appalachian Trail. There's nothing to climb, and vistas are scarce. Hiking paths are few and far between, and where they exist, they tend not to go anywhere special. When you get right down to it, the Glades is just a big old swamp; so if... More >>
  • Best Place to Go Stoned
    Alabama Jack's
    You know Card Sound Road? That cryptic stretch of asphalt on your way to the Keys? Were you ever tempted to turn your steering wheel to the left just to check it out, but because of the dirt road and lack of traffic signs felt, well, a little paranoid? Suck it up (along with a spliff) and take... More >>
  • Best Activity to Do While Intoxicated (9 Comments)
    Hashing
    It might seem a little counterintuitive at first: drink, then run — and then drink some more, run a bit, and finish it all off with a few "down-downs," which consist, oh yes, of drinking (teetotalers need not worry — water is okay too). It's called hashing, and, crazy as it sounds,... More >>
  • Best Marlins Player
    Cameron Maybin
    Trading Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis for pitcher Andrew Miller and centerfielder Cameron Maybin was vintage Marlins stuff. Unload the guys we love for twerps. Dump the present for the future. Hit us fans in the stomach. Hard. But hold on a minute! The generation of Marlins who will stay... More >>
  • Best Dolphins Player
    Greg Camarillo
    The few loyal Dolphins fans who continued to attend home games as the losses piled up walked through Dolphin Stadium like zombies December 16. With their team sitting at 0-13 and facing the grim possibility of the first 0-16 season in NFL history, Fins fans had no cause for optimism. When the... More >>
  • Best Heat Player
    Dwyane Wade
    In the land of the talentless, the one-shouldered man is king. No doubt a healthy Dwyane Wade is still one of the NBA's premier players, but this year, surrounded by animated carcasses like Ricky Davis, Mark Blount, and Luke Jackson, the hobbled Wade just seems like the only Heat player unbitten... More >>
  • Best Sports Trade
    Shaquille O'Neal for Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks
    Things were looking bleak for the Miami Heat on February 5. Dwyane Wade was playing through injuries, Shaq wasn't playing at all, and when he did, the Diesel looked more like a jalopy. The Heat had the NBA's worst record, 9-37, and a roster full of guys who were either past their prime (Jason... More >>
  • Best Beach
    Virginia Key Beach Park
    At one time in our city's history, you could visit Virginia Key and discover signs that told you exactly where you were: "Colored Only," they read, and black residents knew this was the only slice of South Florida where they were allowed to sink their toes into the sand or enjoy the sensation of... More >>
  • Best Panthers Player
    Tomas Vokoun
    Tomas Vokoun spent the first four years of his career consumed by an overwhelming fear that he would flop. It turned out he had obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), which for him manifested itself in an irrational and overpowering fear of failure. Once Vokoun was properly diagnosed and treated... More >>
  • Best Hurricanes Football Player
    Graig Cooper
    Despite another embarrassing season for the Canes, Graig Cooper has provided UM fans with a light at the end of their dark, dark tunnel. The freshman running back solidified his status as a rising star against Bobby Bowden's dadgum Seminoles in October. G Coop rushed for 682 yards and four... More >>
  • Best Local Boxer (6 Comments)
    Christina Swanson
    Don't tell Christina you liked Million Dollar Baby. She's heard it before, and if that's your only reference for women's boxing, she knows you don't know anything. The number one amateur female boxer in the United States trains at the South Florida Boxing gym, where she sometimes spars with men,... More >>
  • Best Local Sports Coach
    Tim "Ice" Harris
    Ten years ago, Booker T. Washington wasn't even a high school, and five years ago, when Tim Harris took over the football program, the Tornadoes were flounders in an ultracompetitive sea of Miami prep football full of great whites. Harris's work to build the program from the ground up culminated... More >>
  • Best Cantor
    Cantor George Mordechai
    Bored with the humdrum, off-key murmurings that pass for song at your local Shabbat service? Secretly disenchanted with the perky pop tune prayers that have replaced many a heart-wrenching Jewish dirge? Look ye no further: Cantor George Mordechai is in da house of worship. An Australian native... More >>
  • Best TV News Anchor
    Dwight Lauderdale
    Whatever will we do when Dwight Lauderdale unclips his mike and steps away from the anchor desk for the last time? The local news legend — South Florida's first black television anchor, we'll have you know — has announced his official retirement will be May 21. "I'll be at home,... More >>
  • Best TV News Reporter
    Jeff Weinsier
    Last October, investigative reporter Jeff Weinsier gave us some sublime television when he stood up to police and demanded his journalistic rights. A camera caught several cops bullying him off a public sidewalk outside Miami Central High School. "You guys are totally wrong on this," he says on... More >>
  • Best Sportscaster
    Steve Shapiro
    Watching Steve Shapiro match wits with superagent Drew Rosenhaus every Sunday night during WSVN's Sports Extra is one of the most comical, entertaining experiences in local television. Throughout the segment, the two exchange barbs while mixing in their thoughts on pending free agent moves,... More >>
  • Best FM Radio Personality
    DJ Khaled
    With his million-dollar voice and MIA-influenced beats, the Palestinian-American DJ Khaled delivers daily musical therapy to I-95 rush hour victims. Also featuring the charismatic K. Foxx, Khaled's The Takeover radio show proves his worth by giving loyal listeners a balanced blend of local 411... More >>
  • Best Spanish Radio Personality (1 Comment)
    Javier Ceriani
    By now, most Miamians are familiar with radio host Javier Ceriani. His glamorous poster — showing him sporting gold designer sunglasses and a diamond-encrusted neckband — seems to be plastered on the side of every public bus in Miami-Dade County. The Buenos Aires-born Ceriani has... More >>
  • Best Place to Take Your Lady on an Evening Stroll
    The Coral Gables Myst Box
    Calle Ocho closes it off to the north, and Miracle Mile seals it to the south. Ponce de Leon Boulevard makes up its western wall, and Douglas Road binds it to the east. There's food, beer, and ice cream to be had along Giralda Avenue. But make your way north and you'll feel like you've popped... More >>
  • Best AM Radio Personality (1 Comment)
    Mike Andrews
    If "soca in me veins, soca in me blood" is blaring through your car windows and you're threatening to pull over and do the soca wine, it can only mean it's Saturday afternoon and time again for Mike Andrews's Caribbean Connection. Andrews has been host of the most energetic show on South Florida... More >>
  • Best Local Website
    Crappers Quarterly
    Finding a public restroom that isn't nauseous is a challenge. If only there were some sort of restroom guide — a Zagat of shitters, if you will. Enter Crappers Quarterly — an online magazine that reviews public restrooms all over the globe and traces its humble beginnings to some... More >>
  • Best Blog (4 Comments)
    Eye on Miami
    Forget about the people who blog about their favorite movies or their kids or the vegan meals they eat every day. Eye on Miami is smart, witty, and informative — almost like daily newspapers used to be. It's the conscience of the local blogosphere, concentrating on foreclosures, housing... More >>
  • Best Periodiquito
    El Venezolano
    In the world of free weeklies, believe us, it's hard to keep afloat. That's why we so admire El Venezolano for its 16 years in the muckraking business. With Hugo Chávez's daily antics to watch and a burgeoning Venezuelan community in Miami to inform, the newspaper has plenty of copy to... More >>
  • Best Local Writer
    Campbell McGrath
    Miami's moment as a crime town, a noir town, a Scarface town, has passed. The Magic City has been replaced, in the literary canon, by locales that understand real violence: Fallujah, Afghanistan, the Sudan. Now we have multiple farmers' markets, decorative lamp posts, and pineapple festivals,... More >>
  • Best Book by a Local Author (1 Comment)
    South Beach: The Novel
    If you lived in South Beach from roughly 1987 to 1997 — during those transitional years when the area was no longer God's Waiting Room but not yet Developers' Heaven; when the low-rent buildings were populated by unemployed artists, barely employed writers, drag queens, drug dealers,... More >>
  • Best Book Club
    First Course at Books & Books
    By now, everyone knows Books & Books is Miami's literary mecca. Famous authors flock here not only to recite their works to admiring crowds, but also to shop, read in the store's quieter nooks, and feast on offerings from the in-shop café. It's that inspired combination of reading... More >>
  • Best Museum
    Historical Museum of Southern Florida
    It isn't easy being a history museum in a city that thrives on reinvention. Yes, we love our Art Deco district. The tourists do too. But there's a new historic site in town, and the Historical Museum of Southern Florida is working hard to give it the attention it deserves. This year, the HMSF... More >>
  • Best Art Museum
    Miami Art Museum
    From its informative Morning Lecture Series on the monumental figures of 20th-century architecture, to the breathtaking Herzog and de Meuron design for Museum Park, Miami Art Museum (MAM) finds itself swept up in a whirlwind of buzz. MAM also mounted one of its most memorable exhibition seasons... More >>
  • Best Exhibit
    "Goya: The Engravings of the Caixanova Collection"
    Miami Dade College brought Francisco Goya's caustic series of 218 engravings, created between 1799 and 1823, to the Freedom Tower, where they depicted the Spanish master's brush with state-sponsored terror during the Inquisition and Napoleon's brutal invasion of Spain. The skull-staving exhibit... More >>
  • Best Hitchhike Spot
    Last Chance Saloon parking lot
    This old biker bar sits on the border separating Miami-Dade and Monroe counties. Hitchhikers are usually sitting across the bar's parking lot, an ideal spot for a few reasons: First, South Dixie Highway ends here and becomes the two-lane Overseas Highway, which goes south to Key West. Two, if... More >>
  • Best Boneyard
    Miami Science Museum, "The Dinosaurs of China"
    The bronto-size exhibit filled the Miami Science Museum with some of the rarest dinosaur fossils on the planet in a sensational show that made its U.S. debut in our own back yard. It boasted a whopping 14 of the reptilian behemoths' mounted skeletons, as well as an impressive array of pristinely... More >>
  • Best Art Gallery
    David Castillo Gallery
    David Castillo's work ethic would have put the Puritans to shame. The young dealer often clocks 14-hour days, out-hustling competitors and regularly organizing gallery and museum shows for his modest stable of emerging and midcareer artists. The Yale grad has been in the business 13 years,... More >>
  • Best Micro Art Fair
    "Littlest Sister," Anthony Spinello Gallery
    While many of his competitors seemed to be elbowing each other for the "Size Queen" crown during December's Art Basel cash grab, spunky dealer Anthony Spinello made a convincing argument that small matters. The young veteran of the art fair circuit hired the same company that outfits the growing... More >>
  • Best Basel Headline Grab by a Local Artist (1 Comment)
    Maite Josune
    When Baselphrenia grips the Big Orange each year, the moonberries creep out of the woodwork, eager to add some homespun flair to the planet's greatest arts confab. Some peddle nickel bags of art and push shopping carts full of ephemeral trash across town, others splooge art swells with the... More >>
  • Best Local Artist
    Clifton Childree
    The self-taught experimental filmmaker and artist creates throwback black-and-white slapstick horror movies reflecting an upbringing one could call Southern Gothic. As a tyke, Childree spent his summers with his grandparents in Mobile, Alabama, where his budding imagination romped wild. His... More >>
  • Best Movie Shot on Location (27 Comments)
    Pencil Fighting: The Life and Times of Team Balderdash
    What do a professor, a surgeon, an apocalypse, and Hollywood have in common? Not much. Oh, except for the fact that united, as one inpenetrable force, they made up Team Balderdash, the greatest (and most supercoolest) group of middle school pencil fighters, like, ever. Pencil Fighting: The Life... More >>
  • Best Local Documentary
    Where Neon Goes to Die
    Miami Beach, the city with a history only as long as a coke line at its latest trendy nightclub. Or is it? Some of those club kids vaguely remember Miami Vice was a TV show before it was a movie, but few remember the vibrant Yiddish community that was the centerpiece of the town's cultural... More >>
  • Best Film Festival
    Italian Film Festival
    There's more to Italian cinema than Fellini. Every October, the Italian Film Festival becomes the perfect place to immerse yourself in la dolce vita. Last year's three-day festival, held on South Beach, featured the charmingly funny comedy Manuale d'Amore (Manual of Love) and a dozen other... More >>
  • Best TV Show Shot in Miami
    Dexter
    Dexter isn't just a murderous psychopath; he is a Miami psychopath. In the first episode, he relates his hunger for blood to some people smashing stone crab claws at a fair. He disposes of his victims' bodies in Biscayne Bay and revels in his knowledge that Miami's police department is unlikely... More >>
  • Best Theatrical Production
    Animals & Plants (Adam Rapp)
    Of course it's Animals & Plants. The competition wasn't even close. Anything you could possibly want out of theater — and a lot of it — could be found in this production. The script, which tells the story of two small-time dope dealers holed up in a snowbound motel, was human,... More >>
  • Best Dog Park
    East Greynolds Park
    Max can't wait. He wants his tennis ball and he wants it now. He lets out a thunderous woof! "Oh, you want this?" teases his mama, Viviana Bojourno. "Well, here you go!" She hurls the ball. The four-year-old black English Labrador gives chase, snatches the fuzzy sphere, and turns it into a... More >>
  • Best Theater
    Mad Cat Theatre
    Mad Cat's just got something. The Carbonells might not see it, billionaire philanthropists have yet to see it, your great-grandmother might have a hard time figuring it out, but it's there. And in the years since the company began, legions of smart young theater people with more taste than money... More >>
  • Best Musical
    Urinetown
    Huge sets, great singing, fun and intricate dancing — Urinetown had all of that, and we salute it. Generally, though, we also like our shows full of ideas, novelty, craziness, and weirdness — again, all of which Urinetown had in excess. Urinetown is not a happy musical — Mark... More >>
  • Best New Drama (1 Comment)
    Twenty Six (Marco Ramirez)
    The best new drama to hit Miami this year was written in a single night and was less than 10 minutes long. Twenty Six had its first and probably last performance at The 24 Hour Theatre Project, a fundraiser masterminded by the cats at Naked Stage and gamely sponsored by the great Joe Adler, in... More >>
  • Best Actress
    Lela Elam for In the Continuum
    Lela Elam is probably the most intense working actor in Florida. Her characters are lived-in, internally consistent, and fiercely themselves; no two are alike, and not one is much like anybody you've ever met. Which is why Elam was also a close contender for Best Actress for her portrayal of a... More >>
  • Best Actor (1 Comment)
    Erik Fabregat for Animals & Plants
    Loud but not too loud, funny but no scenery-chewer, smart but not showy, and crazily, bodily committed to his roles, Fabregat is an actor's actor. He makes bad plays good, good plays great, and great plays transcendent. Animals & Plants was an example of the last, and Fabregat deserves much... More >>
  • Best Supporting Actress
    Kei Berlin for Animals & Plants
    The memory of Kei Berlin's performance, like a great number of things about Animals & Plants, left everyone who saw it with the queasy suspicion that nothing that followed was its equal. They're right. Playing Kassandra, a sexy hippie chick who works at a head shop in the Carolinas, she blew... More >>
  • Best Supporting Actor
    Sheaun McKinney for Jesus Hopped the "A" Train
    Sheaun McKinney is a cute, cute kid. If there were a "menace scale" for actors, he'd rate somewhere between Andrea McArdle and Haley Joel Osment. At least, that's how it went until you caught him in Jesus Hopped the "A" Train. For ever after, when you saw him on the sidewalk, you made sure to... More >>
  • Best Acting Ensemble
    The Cast of Fill Our Mouths
    Maybe the hardest thing an actor will ever have to do onstage is convey a sense of intimacy — not with the audience, but with fellow actors. You, the audience, just walked into the place, you don't know these people, you've never even seen them before, and somehow they must convey... More >>
  • Best Director
    Paul Tei for Mr. Beast
    Marco Ramirez's Mr. Beast was a rushed piece of writing with big problems and frequent flashes of brilliance, and Mad Cat's constant director, Paul Tei, capitalized on the latter while squeezing the former almost out of existence. The script was packed with continuity errors, gaps in character... More >>
  • Best Costume Design (1 Comment)
    Ellis Tillman for Altar Boyz, Martha Mitchell Calling, and Urinetown
    Ellis Tillman's work at Actors' Playhouse this year was subtle and awe-inspiring. The vaguely ill-fitting, vaguely daft duds on the members of the Altar Boyz seemed to reflect the awkwardness of their stock poses. Martha Mitchell's expensively lurid ensemble in Martha Mitchell Calling spoke of... More >>
  • Best Day Trip
    The edge of town
    Sometimes you need a little weirdness to help you get your head together. This is the weirdest afternoon you could possibly want. At Miccosukee Resort & Gaming, you can pop into the bingo room to observe the odd goings-on of a bunch of neglected elderly people. About 1,200 of them. They've... More >>
  • Best Set Design (1 Comment)
    Michael Amico for Summer Shorts
    There wasn't a lot of wiggle room for Michael Amico's Summer Shorts sets. On some nights, 15 shows were produced in a single program. Long waits between them was not an option, even though all the set components had to be dragged between the bleacher-style seats in total darkness to the... More >>
  • Best Opera
    David Carlson's Anna Karenina
    It's crazy but true: Until 2007, nobody had thought to turn Tolstoy's book into an opera. Maybe that's because not a lot of Russians have composed operas, or maybe it's that setting so much familial intrigue to music is too daunting for composers of any nationality. Whatever the reason, it's... More >>
  • Best Dance Company
    Miami Contemporary Dance Company
    When someone in Miami says, "I'm a dancer," people respond, "At which club?" But there is a fragile, growing dance scene here, and the Miami Contemporary Dance Company is at the center of it. Twelve full-time hoofers do their physically and emotionally demanding work Monday through Friday at the... More >>
  • Best Drag Queen (2 Comments)
    Elaine Lancaster
    Although the drag scene has To Wong Foo-ed its way into mainstream oblivion, Elaine Lancaster has survived the fleeting South Beach fad. But don't dismiss this six-foot-two imaginary love child of Lana Turner and Burt Lancaster as just another lip-synching, trash-talking, stripper-shoe-loving... More >>
  • Best Local Clothing Designer
    Nektar De Stagni
    With a name equal parts Greek god and New Jersey Mafioso, Nektar De Stagni stands out. You can spot her pretty much anywhere worth being spotted, wearing a pimp fedora that screams, "I grew up in Miami in the Eighties!" and the clothes she designs have a similar homegrown pedigree. The opening... More >>
  • Best Traveling Show
    Spiegelworld
    From mid-December through mid-February, Miami fell in love with a carnival of freaks that descended on the shores of South Beach. This band of burlesque revivalists pitched its psychedelic tent on the sands of Collins Park, at 21st Street and Collins Avenue. Each performer had his or her own bag... More >>
  • Best Attempt to Convert Nonbelievers
    Bank of Heaven
    You're lying in bed one early Sunday, head under the covers, when a group of chirpy Christians knocks on your door. After spotting them through the peephole, you cross your fingers and pray they shove off. Hell-bent on salvation, they keep banging away, eager to bring the pagan on the wrong side... More >>
  • Best Place to Throw a Party (16 Comments)
    Wherehouse 2016
    We hate to break it to you, but your tired old back yard isn't cutting it anymore. It's cramped, it's cluttered, and it's just not bringing the sexy for the kind of balls-to-the-wall bash you aspire to have. You want this to be the best party it can be, right? Then let's rent out the craziest,... More >>
  • Best Place to Learn to Kill Someone with One Punch
    The Kung Fu Connection
    Deep within the dynasty of North Miami, Si Fu Gus Rubio imparts the ancient arts of Shaolin and Cheung Kune Pai Kung Fu. He knows the animal forms — monkey, dragon, crane, etc. — like the back of his iron palm. Laden with stoic statuary, ancient weapons, and students of all ages... More >>
  • Best Place to Meet MILFs
    Produce section of the Publix in Brickell
    Look, don't try to figure this one out; it's a fucking mystery to us all. This town is just bursting with MILFS. Compounding this mystery is the fact that an inordinate amount of them congregate in this particular produce section. This is evidenced by the slow-moving dolts who shuffle down the... More >>
  • Best Place to Use Bug Spray
    Flamingo
    Flamingo, Florida, is the end of the road — literally. Located 38 miles southwest of the Everglades National Park entrance, the area offers incredible hiking, canoeing, and bicycling. It's the perfect place to bird watch too. There's also a campground with (cold) showers and the thrilling... More >>
  • Best Public Park
    Douglas Park
    There's nothing particularly fancy about this park — which is what makes it so great. You can almost always bet that at least one of the three tennis courts is going to be open and that your toddler will have enough jungle gym space to carve out his own little fiefdom. About the most... More >>

Best Of Search

Click here for Best Of Map

Best Of Issues - Previous Years

Latest Best Of User Comments

  • Best Eyebrow Shaping (1)
    2008-10-04 16:44:55
    I recently had an appointment at The Brow Shoppe, and it was not at all what I expected. From...
  • Best Bartender (1)
    2008-09-25 19:31:37
    Wow! What a story. I remember seeing this in the New York Times, and these guys (David and...
  • Best Club Dj (1)
    2008-09-25 19:31:37
    Wow! What a story. I remember seeing this in the New York Times, and these guys (David and...
  • Best Neighborhood Bar/Central (1)
    2008-09-25 19:31:37
    Wow! What a story. I remember seeing this in the New York Times, and these guys (David and...
  • Best Neighborhood Bar/North (1)
    2008-09-25 19:31:37
    Wow! What a story. I remember seeing this in the New York Times, and these guys (David and...

Best of Miami 2008 Award Graphics

Miami New Times Insiders

  • Local food, music and news blasts
  • Free Stuff