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Alan Butler
Miami
Follow the Bouncing Check
I saw them scramble to the bank: Isaiah Thompson's article "Payday Mayday" (February 28) about Alanis Security is right on target. I used to work for Wackenhut on the Metrorail, where Alanis is a subcontractor. On every Alanis payday, their guys would pick up their checks and haul ass to the bank. If they were more than the fifth or sixth in line, there usually was not any money left in the account. Since Wackenhut's payday was on a different cycle, many times I lent money to Alanis officers so they could buy food for their families and put gas in the car until the rubber checks stopped bouncing. They also constantly had to pay insufficient-funds charges after depositing their checks in their own banks, and then attempt to get the company to reimburse. At the time — this was 2005 — Alanis received $75,000 every two weeks. One of the longtime employees said the owner would send the money to Nairobi for some sort of investment. You should talk up the Alanis Metrorail officers. By the way, isn't Alanis the chosen company to take over the rail? Interesting decision by the county commission, given the history of shady dealings.
Jerry Kingsbury
Miami
Cookin' with Gas
For now, anyway: I loved Lee Klein's "Bourbon Buzz" (February 28), and since I distribute Kobe beef, I'd love to get a few more details about the butter poaching prior to grilling. Outdoor grilling is a few months away for me, so I'm content to pan-brown and finish in the oven at 450 degrees for a few minutes, even with a slice or two of pancetta on top. Our local meat market now carries tenderloin, rib eye, New York strips, and top sirloin, but the fresh-ground Kobe hamburger is the biggest seller. Customers are learning to appreciate the better cuts, and knowing a new means of preparation would be helpful.
John C. Braun
Via web commentary
Bend over, Miami
Not gonna roll with it: Francisco Alvarado reports in "Rolle's Gotta Roll" (Riptide, February 14) that county Commissioner Dorrin Rolle, president of the James E. Scott Community Association, is going to split that post. It is said he is tired of being blamed for all of the association's problems. Is that a joke? Who the hell else should be blamed? Once upon a time, county Commissioner James Burke held that post. Can you say "public corruption indictment"? Rolle replaced Burke. Nothing has replaced "public corruption." Witness the use of county police at a JESCA picnic to honor Rolle, improper lobbying, bounced checks, failed audits, many overdue bills, and involvement in more than one failed project that cost taxpayers millions. Don't let Rolle cry because he receives a salary of $6,000 as a county commissioner.
Add to that a nonaccountable expense account, lots and lots of terrific benefits, and pretty good travel opportunities. JESCA is a charity. So why does this clown earn close to $200,000 a year and receive a V12 600 series Mercedes for his use? What the hell would be wrong with a Ford or Chevy sedan? The City of Miami and Miami-Dade County government are badly in need of a federal enema, a federal grand jury to stem the tide of the misuse of millions and millions of public dollars — perhaps, since 2001, $1 billion down the toilet and a smaller amount in the collective pockets of too many folks with the right friends and connections.
Alan Rigerman
Hialeah
Last Call
Close the damn bar!: After reading Francisco Alvarado's "Combat Zone" (February 14), I saw Commissioner Marc Sarnoff on television today. He was leading residents who want to get the Grove clubs to stop selling liquor after 3 a.m. Good for him.
Polly Ermenia
Via web commentary
Ride with Pride